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You think it’s easy? Well, it ain’t!

It’s taken us 14 years to invent this game and perfect the rules of Nightmare Football (okay, fine, 13.7 years… we spent 4 months slacking off in Cancun, wearing pink tank tops and jorts, brandishing coozies, trying to find a bar that sells Schlitz). But we’ve done it all, worked out all the kinks, and failed our way into a winning strategy, just so YOU too can have the nightmare of your DREAMS!

Basic Membership $99 includes:

League set up, copyrighted rules, trash talking guidelines , PDF award plaques of certificates of participation.
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Advanced Membership $199 includes:

No ads! And… You’ll be entered into the ultimate nightmare contest: we’re paying out $50 every week to the team with the lowest overall score!
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What else you get:

-BUST OF THE WEEK
-Best worst decision of the week

Our Nightmare Football expert analysis:

Find out:
Who’s running fastest (to the sidelines).
Who’s throwing the ball most accurately (into the opposing defense’s hands).
Who’s consistently inconsistent in the red zone.
Who’s completing the most tackles (on offense).